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04/09/1995 Sins of the Past
Xena battles an evil warlord, a vengeful Cyclops and harsh weather during her journey home to Amphipolis, where she's joined by a young woman named Gabrielle, who's a resourceful young protege.

11/09/1995 Chariots of War
Xena defends a town against a band of thugs led by a father and son duo, and when she is wounded, Gabrielle is left worrying for the warrior princess.
This episode was oringally called Sins of the Father.

29/09/1995 Dreamworker
When Gabrielle is kidnapped by a mystic, Xena enters an altered state of consciousness and must face ghosts from her past in order to rescue her friend.

02/10/1995 Cradle of Hope
Xena employs stealthy maneuvers to protect an infant who an oracle claims will one day usurp the King's throne. Meanwhile, Xena must also make sure that Pandora, the granddaughter of the legendary original, is able to reset the lock on her precious box.
No babies were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

09/10/1995 The Path Not Taken
Xena helps a prince rescue his fiancee who has been kidnapped by a greedy arms dealer opposed to their marriage. Along the way, Xena runs into her old lover Marcus, and is confused by her feelings for him.

27/10/1995 The Reckoning
Xena is mistaken for the killer who attacked and murdered a gropu of townspeople and is put on trial, causing Ares, the god of war to be delighted at the success of his plan.

10/11/1995 The Titans
Gabrielle accidently awakens the Titans, the parents of the Olympian gods, and Xena must stop them when they get out of control.

17/11/1995 Prometheus
When the gods capture Prometheus, mankind begins to lose the gifts he gave them: fire and the ability to heal themselves. It's up to Xena, Gabrielle, Hercules and Iolaus to try to free Prometheus from his chains but whoever is the one who frees him, may end up dead.
Iolaus was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the Green Egg Men went to live long and prosperous lives.

24/11/1995 Death in Chains
Xena must free Hade's sister, Celesta, Death Herself, from King Sisyphus who wants to cheat death by holding her hostage, thus prolonging his life.
No Unabating or Severely Punishing Deities were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

01/12/1995 Hooves & Harlots
When Xena and Gabrielle encounter the Amazons, Gabrielle tries to save an Amazon and unwittingly finds herself an Amazon princess.
No males, Centaurs or Amazons were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

19/011996 The Black Wolf
Xena infiltrates a band of rebels led by the Black Wolf and helps them defend themselves against Xerxes the warlord.

26/01/1996 Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts
Helen of Troy summons Xena and asks her to help end the war between the Greeks and the Trojans, that began over her.

02/02/1996 Athens City Academy of the Performing Bards
Gabrielle competes in a storytelling competition where the winner is accepted to a prestigous bard school. Meanwhile, Gabrielle helps another aspiring bard discover his true storytelling talent.
The producers would like to acknowledge and pay tribute to Stanley Kubrick, Kirk Douglas and all those who were involved with the making of the film classic 'Spartacus.' Additional thanks to Steve Reeves.

09/02/1996 A Fistful of Dinars
Xena and Gabrielle hunt for treasure in search of the Titans's Key, which would lead them to Ambrosia, the food of the gods, which makes mortals into immortals.
No Ambrosia was Spilled, Spoiled or in any way harmed during the production of this motion picture.

16/02/1996 Warrior... Princess
King Lias summons Xena to help protect his daughter Diana, who is the target of assassins. Fortunately, Xena looks identical to the princess and can go undercover to force the assassins out of hiding and capture them.
Neither Xena nor her remarkably coincidental identical twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

23/02/1996 Mortal Beloved
When her dead love Marcus, asks Xena to help save good souls, she travels to the underworld to set things right.
No Winged Harpies were harmed or sent to a fiery grave during the production of this motion picture

01/03/1996 The Royal Couple of Thieves
Xena enlists the help of Autolycus, the King of Thieves, in order to steal a treasure chest from a warlord and return it to its rightful owners - unless Autolycus has something to say about that.
No Ancient and Inflexible Rules governing moral behavior were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

14/03/1996 The Prodigal
After freezing in the face of danger, a confused Gabrielle returns home to Potidaea, where she receives a not-so-warm welcome from the people, who have hired a so-called warrior to save them from a warlord.
Meleager the Mighty, the generally Tipsy and Carousing warrior-For-Hire, was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

04/05/1996 Altared States
Xena helps a young boy whose father and brother want to sacrifice him to their god, because their "faith" demands it.
No Unabating or Severely Punishing Deities were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

12/05/1996 Ties That Bind
As the god of war, Ares, schemes to make Xena lead his army, the warrior princess meets a man claiming to be her long-lost father.
No Fathers, Spiritual or Biological, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

18/05/1996 The Greater Good
Xena helps Salmoneus, aka Lord Seltzer, when a warlord wants him dead, due to a bad transaction. Meanwhile, a mysterious blond woman is stalking Xena.
Excessive belching can cause brain damage and social ostracism. Kids, please don't give in to peer pressure. Play it Safe.

26/05/1996 Callisto
The female warrior Callisto, tries to turn the world against Xena by committing acts of terrorism in her name, while Xena struggles to reclaim her true identity and discover why this angry young woman is doing this.
Joxers nose was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, his crossbow was severely damaged.

16/06/1996 Death Mask
After learning a raiding party's leader was responsible for the destruction in their village, Xena and her brother set out to destroy him.
No messenger doves were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several are reportedly missing in action and search-and-rescue efforts are under way.

08/08/1996 Is There A Doctor in the House?
Xena attempts to stop a war between two brothers, while Gabrielle tends to a pregnant Amazon sister, who is carrying the child of a centaur.
Being that war is hell, lots of people were harmed during the production of this motion picture (But since television is a dramatic medium of make believe, all casualties removed their prosthetic make-up and went home unscathed).

12/10/1996 Orphan of War
When Xena tries to help the centaurs protect a sacred stone that contains their evil, she encounters someone from her past...her son.
No sleezy warlords who deem it necessary to drink elixirs that turn them into scary creatures were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

19/10/1996 Remember Nothing
When Xena defends the Fates's temple, they give her the gift of changing the past: her brother Lyceus never died and she never became the warrior princess...but that also means she never met Gabrielle.

26/10/1996 The Giant Killer
When Gabrielle defends a young Isrealite named David, her life is threatended until Xena proposes to fight her old friend, the giant Goliath in return for freedom for the Philistines.
No Bible myths or icons were irreparably mangled during the production of this motion picture.

02/11/1996 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
When Orpheus loses the power to subdue the god Bacchus with his music, Xena and Gabrielle risk their lives to end Bacchus's reign of terror.
No Bloodsucking Bacchae were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, a few Dryads lost their heads.

09/11/1996 Return of Callisto
Gabrielle plans to marry Perdicus, her hometown sweetheart, and must leave Xena and their travels, at the same time that Callisto has escaped from prison and is headed straight for them with vengeance in mind.
Although Xena finally conquered her dark nemesis Callisto, it took her weeks to get the sand out of her leather unmentionables.

16/11/1996 Warrior... Princess... Tramp
When Diana's father takes ill, Xena is summoned and runs into yet another lookalike, a barmaid named Meg, who seems quite taken with Joxer.
Neither Xena nor her remarkably coincidental identical twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

23/11/1996 Intimate Stranger
Callisto makes a bargain with Ares, from Tarturus, to switch bodies with Xena, sending Xena into Tarturus and freeing Callisto. Xena, in Callisto's form, makes her own bargain with Hades, to make things right but the only problem is...she has one day to fix it.
Argo was not harmed during the prooduction of this motion picture. However, she is undergoing intensive psychotherapy to help her work through her resentment and feelings of distrust toward Xena.

3-/11/1996 Ten Little Warlords
Trapped in the body of Callisto, Xena must help a mortal Ares recover his sword and restore him as the god of war. If she doesn't mortals will not be able to control their anger and she'll never recover her own body.
No one was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Xena's ability to recover her body was severely impeded by Lucy Lawless' unexpected mishap.

21/12/1996 A Solstice Carol
During Winter Solstice, Xena and Gabrielle visit a town where it's Scrooge-like King has deemed that celebrating the holiday is a crime.
Senticles was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several chimneys are in dire need of repair.

25/01/1997 The Xena Scrolls
In the year 1940, two female archaeologists searching for the Xena scrolls end up in an ancient tomb confronting legendary figures from the past.

01/02/1997 Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis
Xena masquerades as a beauty pageant contestant, to stop a sabateur, bent on destroying a peace treaty between two warlords.
No ribbons were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several experienced severe motion sickness.

08/02/1997 Destiny
After being gravely injured, Xena's life flashes before her, including the time when she learned the art of pressure points from a slavegirl and when she met Julius Caesar for the very first time.
This episode is also known as "Why and Where"
Julius Caesar was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the Producers deny any responsibility for any unfortunate acts of betrayal causing some discomfort.

15/02/1997 The Quest
After Xena's death, Gabrielle becomes Queen of the Amazons, while Autolycus finds himself possessed by the warrior princess, Xena who needs ambrosia to bring herself back to life. But Xena's rebirth and Gabrielle's life are both threatened by an Amazon bent on obtaining the Amazon crown and the ambrosia.
Xena's body was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, it took weeks for Autolycus to get his swagger back.

22/02/1997 A Necessary Evil
Xena, Gabrielle and the Amazons must battle an evil Amazon, who ate ambrosia and is now a god. She wants Gabrielle dead and in order to stop her, Xena and Gabrielle resort to asking for the help of the now immortal Callisto.
The reputation of the Amazon Nation was not harmed despite Velasca's overly radical adherance to an otherwise valid belief system.

02/03/1997 A Day in the Life
Xena and Gabrielle spend a day trying to save two villages, one from a band of thugs, the other from a giant, while getting on each other's nerves and trying to not kill on another.
No Slippery Eels were harmed during the production of this motion picture despite their reputation as a fine delicacy in select cultures of the known world.

08/03/1997 For Him The Bell Tolls
With Xena away on a mission, Gabrielle must contend with Aphrodite, who's interfering in one of Cupid's lovespells that will unite two kingdoms and who's put a spell on Joxer, who behaves like a real hero whenver a bell rings.
The producers wish to acknowledge the inspiration of Danny Kaye and pay tribute to the classic motion picture "Court Jester".

20/04/1997 The Execution
Xena and Gabrielle have only one day to determine what really happened when Gabrielle's friend, Meleagor, is sentenced to death for a murder he didn't commit.

27/04/1997 Blind Faith
After getting oil in her eys during a fight, Xena goes blind and must deal with a man determined to kill her and rescue Gabrielle before she is forced to marry a king, who has died, or Gabrielle will soon join him.

03/05/1997 Ulysses
Xena and Gabrielle must help Ulysses, King of Ithica, who is trying to return to his island homeland after ten years away, but the god of the sea, Poseidon, doesn't make it easy.
Despite Gabrielle's incessant hurling, Ulysses' ship was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

10/05/1997 The Price
After becoming the hunted prey of the vicious Horde, Xena must lead the local army against them, while Gabrielle tends to the wounded and worries that Xena is returning to her dark and dangerous ways by stooping to the Horde's level.

17/05/1997 The Lost Mariner
After a shipwreck, Xena must rescue Gabrielle from the cursed ship of Cecrops, the lost mariner, where anyone who steps aboard is there until they die.

24/05/1997 A Comedy of Eros
When Cupid's infant son, Bliss, runs amok putting love spells on unsuspecting people, Xena falls in love with the warlord, Draco, Draco falls for Gabrielle and Gabrielle gets the hots for Joxer.
No cherries were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

11/10/1997 The Furies
At Ares's request, Xena is judged by the Furies for not avenging the murder of her father and is punished by persecution and madness, leaving Gabrielle to try and solve the problem and reverse Xena's insanity.

18/10/1997 Been There, Done That
The day goes from bad to worse when Joxer is killed, but when the day begins again...and again...Xena realizes she's the only one who knows what's happening and remembers the previous days, she has a second chance to change things.
The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his feathers were severely ruffled. However, a little gel and mousse straightened out the mess.

25/10/1997 The Dirty Half Dozen
Xena, Gabrielle and four warriors go up against Ares and his new army who possess armor and weapons forged by the god, Hephaestus, which cannot be harmed by any mortal weapons.
No Convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture.

01/11/1997 The Deliverer
When Xena travels to Brittania to help stop Caesar's invasion, Gabrielle is tricked into losing her blood innocence, by taking the life of an innocent, which binds her to the evil "one god" Dahuk.
Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a zesty barbeque sauce to bring out the full flavor of this episode.

08/11/1997 Gabrielle's Hope
In Brittania, Gabrielle becomes pregnant and rapidly gives birth to a baby girl she names Hope. Xena is unsure of what to do because the child is the offspring of the evil god Dahuk and she cannot decide between killing the child or protecting her.
Despite witnessing the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized during the production of this motion picture.

15/11/1997 The Debt (Part 1)
When Xena is summoned to the distant kingdom of Chin to kill the Green Dragon, a task she left undone years before, she tells Gabrielle about her past in Chin in an attempt to justify why she must commit murder.
This episode is also known as "Betrayal"
No frock tarts were killed during the production of this motion picture although they wish they had been.

22/11/1997 The Debt (Part 2)
After Gabrielle's betrayal of Xena's murderous intentions, Xena is imprisoned by the Green Dragon and sentenced to die, and she reminisces about Lao Mao's teachings and the debt owed to her.
As the episode ends, the camera cuts to Ming T'ien. Look closely at him and you will see Xena's hairpeice sticking out of his head.

29/11/1997 The King of Assassins
It's double trouble when Gabrielle, Autolycus and Joxer plot to stop Joxer's lookalike brother, Jett, a deadly assassin, from killing his next target - Queen Cleopatra.

24/01/1998 Warrior... Priestess... Tramp
When Xena and Gabrielle meet yet another Xena-lookalike, a virgin priestess named Leah, they have to figure out who's plotting against Leah and keep Meg and Joxer safe at the same time.
Despite another Xena lookalike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

31/01/1998 The Quill Is Mightier
Jealous of Xena's legendary deeds, Aphrodite puts a spell on Gabrielle's scroll, causing everything written on it to magically become real.

07/02/1998 Maternal Instincts
Maternial instincts are in the air when Gabrielle encounters her evil daughter Hope, who has freed Callisto in order to kill Xena's son, Solan and plans on severing the friendship of Xena and Gabrielle forever.
Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was harmed during the production of this motion picture.

14/02/1998 The Bitter Suite
After trying to kill one another, grief-stricken Xena and Gabrielle awake in a strange land called Illusia, filled with familiar faces, where they must face the pain and anger caused by the deaths of their children and forgive one another in order to live.
The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope you were A-MUSE-D by this episode.

21/02/1998 One Against An Army
Xena, alone, must battle the ruthless Persian army and stop them from plundering Greece, as well as save a poisoned Gabrielle who is slowly dying.
Gabrielle's ankle was harmed during the production of this motion picture.

28/02/1998 Forgiven
A brash teen tries to convince Xena that she would make a better partner than Gabrielle, by leading the duo to the stolen Urn of Apollo.
No street-talking, cat-fighting, barroom-brawling juvenile delinquents were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

07/03/1998 King Con
When Joxer is beaten to near-death, Xena teams up with two con artists to avenge Joxer, with a major con scam against a ruthless gaming house owner and his son.

14/03/1998 When In Rome...
It's all about power, when Xena must deal with Caesar and the politics of Rome by trading a Roman aristocrat for the leader of the Gauls, whom Xena wants freed but first she must try not to kill the hated Caesar.
Caesar's Palace was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Crassus and the gladiators went down for the count.

21/03/1998 Forget Me Not
Tortured by her memories of Hope and past misdeeds, Gabrielle visits the temple of Mnemosyne, goddess of memory, and must travel through her past in an effort to live with her memories or erase them forever. Meanwhile, Joxer must protect Gabrielle's body while her mind is away.
Xena and Joxer were not forgotten during production of this motion picture.

25/04/1998 Fins, Femmes and Gems
While trying to recover the North Star that Aphrodite has stolen, Xena becomes obsessed with fish, Gabrielle with her own reflection and Joxer with being an apeman, all thanks to Aphrodite's distracting obsession spells.
This episode is also known as "Fish Schticks"
Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to it's original condition.

02/05/1998 Tsunami
Xena must board a ship carrying prisoners when Gabrielle, in the belief she's freeing a captured Autolycus, does the same, but they're all wet when a tsunami strikes.
No cast or crew were singing "Tanks for the Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "strike the set" was given new meaning.

09/05/1998 Vanishing Act
Xena and Gabrielle team up with Autolycus to recover a statue that is a symbol of peace between two villages, but they must steal it back Autolycus's way in order for him to maintain his reputation.
Upon completion of the filming of this episode, Autolycus' Scuba Gear was placed on display at the Athens Diving Institute for the education and enjoyment of future generations to come.

16/05/1998 Sacrifice (Part 1)
Xena and Gabrielle must stop Gabrielle's friend, Seraphin, from sacrificing herself to bring back a goddess, but they also have to contend with Ares and Callisto, who are helping Hope be reborn.
No Pulsing Cocoons were harmed during the production of this motion picture. What was witnessed was purely a re-enactment.

23/05/1998 Sacrifice (Part 2)
When Gabrielle's evil daughter, Hope, takes the form of her mother and joins forces with Ares to create a race of superbeings, Xena and Gabrielle must stop her reign of terror.
Gabrielle finally went off the deep end during the production of this motion picture.

03/10/1998 Adventures in the Sin Trade (Part 1)
After Gabrielle sacrificed herself to stop Hope, a grief-stricken Xena must travel to the Amazon Land of the Dead to find Gabrielle, and Xena revisits her past with the shamoness Alti, along the way.
No Dead Amazons lost their lives in the production of this motion picture.

10/10/1998 Adventures in the Sin Trade (Part 2)
At the Amazon Place of Rest, Xena must battle the evil shamoness Alti and free the spirits of the dead Amazons from her past, before she can continue on to find Gabrielle.
Xena's search for Gabrielle was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

17/10/1998 A Family Affair
When Xena and Joxer travel to Potidaea, they find Hope posing as Gabrielle and they must stop her and her monstrous offspring from destroying the world, and along the way Xena recovers the real Gabrielle.
No spike-skinned, beast-like, incredibly hungry offspring who can't stand the sun were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

24/10/1998 In Sickness and In Hell
Xena and Gabrielle, plagued by a myriad of ailments, try to help Joxer defend a Scythian army, while trying not to kill one another.
No Leapin' Lice were beaten, whipped, smashed or scratched during the production of this motion picture.

31/10/1998 A Good Day
Teaming with Greek Soldiers, Xena plots against Caesar and Pompey, whose war between one another has spilled over from Rome to Greece, and Xena plans to send them both back to where they came from.
No permanent battle scars were inflicted during the production of this motion picture.

07/11/1998 A Tale of Two Muses
Xena and Gabrielle help their friend Tara, to change an oppressed town where dancing is outlawed, and they include Autolycus in their plans to cut footloose and fancy free.
No Self-Righteous Magistrates intent on surpressing the basic human right of freedom of expression were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

14/11/1998 Locked Up and Tied Down
When Xena allows herself to be tried and convicted of the murder of an innocent woman, who she left to die in the past, Gabrielle struggles to uncover the truth and free Xena from Shark Island Prison.
This Episode is also known as Shark Island Prison
No Rabid Flesh Eating Crabs were cooked during the production of this motion picture.

21/11/1998 Crusader
Xena meets a woman who preaches "the way of the light", but her practices leave something to be desired, when Xena learns of Najara's reform or die policy for prisoners.
Xena's best chewing tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

06/01/1999 Past Imperfect
While trapped in a village at the mercy of an army led by someone with knowledge of Xena's previous tactics, Xena recalls the time she used the same battle strategy, which is also the time when she gave birth to son, Solan.
Borias' goose was cooked during the production of this motion picture.

16/01/1999 The Key To The Kingdom
Joxer, Meg and Autolycus team up to steal the infamous "key" that's prophecized to lead to the crown of Athena, the joke's on Autolycus when he learns the key is really a baby and Meg wants to be his mother.
Priceless Porkers, of either organic or ceramic origin, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

23/01/1999 Daughter of Pomira
Xena and Gabrielle set out to recover a young girl who was kidnapped six years ago by the Horde, but they don't count on the fact that the child has been raised as one of the Horde and doesn't want to leave the only family she knows.

30/01/1999 If The Shoe Fits...
While journeying to reunite little princess Alecia with her father and the stepmother she dislikes, Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer and Aphrodite take turns regaling the child with fairy tales with familiar faces.
No Fractured Fables were harmed in the production of this motion picture.

09/02/1999 Paradise Found
In India, Xena and Gabrielle wake up in a seeming land of paradise where a mystical man named Aidan, teaches Gabrielle the art of meditation, but Xena discovers he's just feeding off Gabrielle's goodness and must let go of all the good in her, in order to save Gabrielle.
Paradise was found but not necessarily embraced during the production of this motion picture.

13/02/1999 Devi
While travelling in India, Xena and Gabrielle meet Eli, a magician, and Gabrielle suddenly acquires the power to heal and is deemed a Devi, a healing deity but Xena is suspicious of the power's source.
This episode was oringally called Smoke and Mirrors.
In memory of Women's Best Friend: Bear Dodger Kali Samantha Taffy Bear

20/02/1999 Between The Lines
An Indian ritual sends Xena's soul into the karmic future for an encounter with the reincarnation of the evil shamoness Alti.
Xena's Chakram got Gabrielle by the short hairs during the production of this motion picture.

27/02/1999 The Way
Xena seeks the help of the god Krishna, to rescue Gabrielle and Eli from the clutches of Indrajit, the King of the Demons.
Any similarities between Hanuman and a major character in the motion picture classic "Planet of the Apes" is purely coincidental.

20/03/1999 The Play's The Thing
The Queen of Cons, Zera, convinces Gabrielle to base a play on her adventures with Xena, with the hidden motive of running off with the production's investment money.
Although no great literary works of art were harmed or plagiarised, a few thespians stole some scenes during the production of this motion picture.

24/04/1999 The Convert
Najara returns claiming a newfound mantra for nonviolence, while Xena becomes suspicious of her new outlook. Meanwhile, Joxer wrestles with the guilt of his first kill, and stuggles with admitting his guilt to the son of the man he killed.
Argo's gastronomical condition was cleared up upon the completion of this motion picture.

01/05/1999 Takes One To Know One
Family and friends gather for Gabrielle's surprise birthday party only to become suspects in a murder investigation instead when a bounty hunter looking to take Xena in, is murdered. Now Discord, the newly appointed goddess of retribution, has given Xena until sunrise to find the killer or everyone she loves will be taken to the underworld.
Argo was once again proven innocent during the production of this motion picture.

08/05/1999 Endgame
Gabrielle becomes Queen of the Amazons after Ephiny dies at the hand of Brutus, and Xena must fave Caesar and Pompey and their armies while keeping an eye on a rebellious Amazon.
This episode was originally called Amazon Reunion.
Pompey's reign came to a head during the production of this motion picture.

15/05/1999 The Ides of March
Callisto returns from Hell with a double mission: corrupt Xena and make Julius Caesar emperor, but plans change when Caesar's allies turn on him and when Roman soldiers capture and crucify Xena and Gabrielle.
Xena and Gabrielle were killed during the production of this motion picture.

22/05/1999 Deja Vu All Over Again
A present-day woman believes she's the reincarnation of Xena, the warrior princess, while her disbelieving boyfriend thinks she's crazy, and seeks help from a past life expert, with some familiar faces along the way.
No Sword-Wielding, Card-Playing, Therapy-Seeking French Freedom Fighters were deflowered during the production of this motion picture.

02/10/1999 Fallen Angel
While Joxer, Amarice and Eli try to recover Xena and Gabrielle's bodies, a war over their souls is waged with Heaven's angels and Hell's demons, which includes Callisto in their ranks.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

09/10/1999 Chakram
After Eli resurrects Xena and Gabrielle, Xena loses her memory of all the violence in her life, and in order to recover her self, she and her friends must join her broken chakram with it's counterpart, but Ares wants them both and will stop at nothing to get them.
Xena's Dark and Violent Past was restored during the production of this motion picture.

16/10/1999 Succession
Ares sends Xena, Gabrielle and a female warrior named Mavican, into another realm where they must battle to the death to be Ares's top warrior but there are certain rules, such as Xena and Gabrielle share one body, with one during the day, the other at night.
Ares' Libido was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

23/10/1999 Animal Attraction
While getting a little rest and relaxation in Spamona, Gabrielle tries to train her new horse, Amarice makes a love connection with Joxer's friend, Arman, Joxer pines for Gabrielle, and Xena helps an old frien with a warlord problem, while exhibiting signs of pregnancy.
This episode is also known as Wild Horses.
Although The Rabbit Died, No other animals were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

06/11/1999 Them Bones, Them Bones
Xena and Gabrielle cross over to the spirit realm to stop Alti from draining Xena's baby's lifeforce, so she can enter the physical world in the child's body.
Xena and Alti were Bad To The Bone during the production of this motion picture.

13/11/1999 Purity
Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer journey to Chin, when Lao Mao's daughter summons Xena to help protect her mother's book of wisdom from falling into the hands of her evil sister.
To obtain a copy of Joxer's recipe for Moo Shu Sauce and other Chinese delicacies visit your local bookstore or look for it at the tavern.

20/11/1999 Back in the Bottle
After a vision Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer return to Chin, where they are reunited with Kao Syn. Where they must defeat the warlord Khan, who has joined forces with the evil spirits of Pao Tsu and Ming Ten, aka The Green Dragon, and knows the recipe of the deadly black powder.
Pao Ssu's split personality was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

27/11/1999 Little Problems
Thanks to Aphrodite, Xena is trapped in the body of a little girl and must help the child deal with the grief over her mother's death, while Gabrielle and Aphrodite separate the two before sunset as well as keep Xena's body safe from the bad guys.
No Pie Tins were harmed during the making of Tharon's mask.

15/01/2000 Seeds of Faith
When Eli preaches of the death of the Olympian gods, Xena and Gabrielle attempt to protect him from Ares but to no avail, while guidance is dished out by the angel Callisto and the secret of Xena's child's conception is revealed.
This episode was originally called Surprise Gabrielle.
Thanks to Eli's non-violent ways, many people lost their lives during the production of this motion picture.

22/01/2000 Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire
Xena holds a battle of the bands contest in a quest for peace between Amazons and a lovesick-for-Gabrielle Draco, in the musical capital of Greec. Meanwhile Joxer runs into his other brother, the flamboyant Jace and Xena tries to evade her mother's attempts at matchmaking.
No Lyres were strung out during the production of this motion picture

29/01/2000 Punch Lines
Suffering from writers's block, Gabrielle tells Aphrodite about her day in which a depressed god shrunk her and Argo and how she attempted to correct the situation before a very moody Xena catches on. Meanwhile, Xena tries to control her hormone-induced temper but to no avail.
Gabrielle and Argo were Shrunk and Permanently Pressed during the production of this motion picture.

05/02/2000 God Fearing Child
Xena and Gabrielle team up with Hercules, when Zeus declares that Xena's unborn child must die so that the prophecy will not be fulfilled. Meanwhile, Xena decides to travel to the underworld to retrieve Hade's helmet of invisiblity to allow her and her baby to hide, and runs into her son, Solan who has chosen to live in Tarturus.
Zeus cashed in his chips during the production of this motion picture.

12/02/2000 Eternal Bonds
After the birth of baby Eve, Xena and Gabrielle must protect the infant from the Olympian gods who want to destroy her, while Xena tries to rid herself of a doting Ares and Gabrielle tries to retrieve the antidote for the poison that is slowly killing Joxer.
Ares’ virility was harmed during the production of this motion picture.

19/02/2000 Amphipolis Under Siege
On a visit home to see her mother, Xena, Gabrielle and baby Eve are trapped in Amphipolis when Athena and her army surround the village and plan to kill Xena's child.
Post Production was under siege during the production of this motion picture.

26/02/2000 Married with Fishsticks
When Gabrielle hits her head and falls into the ocean, she gets amnesia and a merman tries to convince her that she's his wife and mother to his fishy offspring.
No Sea Nymphs or other Denizens of the Deep were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

18/03/2000 Lifeblood
Xena and Gabrielle travel to the Amazon village to make baby Eve an Amazon princess and find that they must stop a war instead.
Warning: The Surgeon General cautions practicing weird and grotesque Amazon rituals may be hazardous to your health.

25/03/2000 Kindred Spirits
At the Amazon village, Gabrielle is torn between staying as Queen of the Amazons, and sharing adventures with Xena and baby Eve.
Many Cinnamon Swirls lost their lives during the making of Gabrielle's headdress.

22/04/2000 Antony & Cleopatra
When Cleopatra is murdered, Xena poses as the Egyptian queen in order to find out the identity of the killer, while romancing Marc Antony.
No rubberised snakes intent on destroying the Queen of Egypt were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

29/04/2000 Looking Death in the Eye
In the future, an old Joxer obtains a scroll that tells how Xena and Gabrielle tricked the Fates into setting in motion the twilight of the gods and how Gabrielle and Xena were presumed dead for 25 years and baby Eve went missing.
Death almost died during the production of this motion picture.

06/05/2000 Livia
Twenty-five years have passed when Xena and Gabrielle finally awake from their icy sleep, and they set out to find Xena's daughter, Eve, only to discover the world is not the same and neither is Eve. She's now known as Livia, the Bitch of Rome, a bloodthirsty warrior with Ares as her mentor and lover.
Due to an over indulgence of Bean and Bard Burgers, Meg's gastro-intestinal problem intensified during the production of this motion picture.

13/05/2000 Eve
Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer and Virgil try to track down Livia/Eve and have no trouble when they find ravaged villages. After finding her, Xena faces Livia/Eve in battle once again.
Joxer's sudden and unexpected death, slowed down his rapid ageing process during the production of this motion picture.

20/05/2000 Motherhood
Xena faces the gods of Olympus in a battle to the death when she acquires some new powers. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Eve, are fighting battles of their own.
The original title of this episode was: "Twilight of the Gods".
All the gods were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

07/10/2000 Coming Home
Ares needs Xena's help to restore his godly powers, but he gets more than he bargained for when the Furies attempt to drive him crazy with illusions.
Xena & Gabrielle's psyches were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

14/10/2000 The Haunting of Amphipolis
On her trip home to Amphipolis, Xena finds the town possessed and sinister powers from Hell awaiting her, Gabrielle and Eve.
No maggots were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although a few were found stuck in Gabrielle's teeth.

21/10/2000 Heart of Darkness
Xena must devise a plan to avoid inheriting the kingdom of Hell, and it won't be easy with her heart turning cold and an angel named Lucifer ambitiously trying to force her to descend to her throne.
All Hell broke loose during the filming of this motion picture.

28/10/2000 Who's Gurkhan?
Gabrielle sets out on a rescue mission to North Africa with the gang in tow, when she discovers her neice has been kidnapped by an elusive warlord named Gurkhan.
Xena's uncanny ability to recover from devastating wounds was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Originally named: Under The Sweltering Sky

04/11/2000 Legacy
Xena and Gabrielle try to help two warring African tribes unite against their Roman enemies and Gabrielle must live with herself when she accidently takes the life of an unarmed young man.
Despite severe air turbulence, no sand dunes were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although some experienced periodic bouts of motion sickness.

11/11/2000 The Abyss
When searching for Virgil, Xena and Gabrielle are confronted by cannibals and they must stay alive in order to rescue Virgil before he becomes their next meal.
Virgil's appetite was suppressed during the making of this motion picture.

18/11/2000 The Rheingold
When Xena journeys to Norse to stop a vicious beast she created, Gabrielle soon follows and learns of Xena's past as a valkeryie and the crimes she committed after she made the Rheingold into a powerful ring.
No flying horses were harmed in the making of this motion picture, although several villagers were bombarded with aerial manure.

25/11/2000 The Ring
After Xena tells the tale of how Grendel was created, when the valkeryie Grunhilda put on the Rheingold ring, she, Gabrielle, and two Northern warriors kill the creature, only to learn it wasn't the one they though but her child instead. It's mother, Grunhilda, has the power of the ring and is bent on destroying Xena and anyone who gets in her way.

02/12/2000 Return of the Valkyrie
Xena has amnesia and believes herself to be Hrothgar's bride, Wealthea but she must regain her memory in order to save Gabrielle from eternal sleep.
Any Similarity Between Our Story and The Classic Childrens Fairy Tale Is Purely Coincidental.

20/01/2001 Old Ares Had A Farm
Xena disguises a mortal Ares as a farmer in the middle of nowhere in order to hide him from warlords seeking revenge.
Ares went to the dogs in the making of this motion picture

27/01/2001 Dangerous Prey
Xena becomes the ultimate prey for a deranged hunter, Prince Morloch, bent on hunting down Amazons for sport.
Raczar mysteriously disappeared at the completion of production of this motion picture and is rumored to have been living under the guise of "Prince Vladimar Barbeque Raczar?"

03/02/2001 The God You Know
Michael, the Arch-Angel, orders Xena to hunt down the Roman emperor, Caligula, who has stolen Aphrodite's godhood and kill him before he can do anymore harm.
Gabrielle's undercover disguise was extensively harmed during the making of this motion picture.

10/02/2001 You Are There
A tabloid reporter tries to get the scoop on Xena and her motivation for her quest to obtain the legendary golden apples from Valhalla.

17/02/2001 Path of Vengeance
When Eve returns to make amends for her past, she is captured by the Amazons and sentenced to execution unless Xena and Gabrielle can save her.
The disclaimer for this episode was harmed during the making of this motion picture.

24/02/2001 To Helicon and Back
Gabrielle leads the Amazons on a rescue mission to Helicon to save Queen Varia from the vengeful half-god son of Artemis, who's bent on destroying every Amazon.
No shark bait was harmed during the production of this motion picture.

28/04/2001 Send in the Clones
In modern times, a mysterious woman and three fans of Xena, use hair samples to create clones of Xena and Gabrielle, who face a familiar enemy from their past.
No Xena fans were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

05/05/2001 The Last of the Centaurs
Ephany's son, Xenon, is wanted by Lord Belach for kidnapping his daughter, Nika. However, Nika and Xenon are married and expecting a child. Ephany's spirit visits Gabrielle and asks for her help. Lord Belach hunts down the Centaurs and kills them all except for Xenon. Xena and Gabrielle offer to find Nika for Belach, who is the son of Barias. Belach has spent his life trying to avoid becoming what his father was. Xena reveals that she is the woman that took Barias away from Belach and his mother. Nika has her baby, a Centaur. Belach captures Xenon and wants to trade him for his daughter. Nika, Xena and Gabrielle convince Belach that peace is the best solution.
The centaur population was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.

12/05/2001 When Fates Collide
After escaping from Hades and capturing the Fates, Caesar changes the Threads of Fate in order to change his destiny. He makes Xena his empress and rules the world by her side. Gabrielle is a talented playwright and Alti is the High Priestess of Rome, and she wants all the power for herself and will stop at nothing to get it.
As the Fates would have it, Caesar was once again harmed during the making of this motion picture.

20/05/2001 Many Happy Returns
While travelling to return the Helmet of Hermes to the King of Thebes, Xena and Gabrielle rescue Genia, a virgin who is about to be sacrificed willingly by religious zealots in exchange for protection from a warlord. Xena and Gabrielle think that introducing Genia to Aphrodite would convince her that throwing away her life for a god is a bad idea but it backfires on them.
No fish guts were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

09/06/2001 Soul Possession
Ares wants Xena's soul for eternity, and he will do just about anything to get it. He bargains with Xena over Gabrielle's soul using a contract, and almost gets Xena to marry him. Of course Xena is aware of Ares' tricky nature and backs out of the marriage. So, the reincarnations of Gabrielle, Joxer and Xena have to fight with Ares at a modern-day meeting of CH.A.K.R.A.M. Xena manages to destroy the contract Ares created to get her soul. Once again, Ares' plans are ruined.
Joxer's process of elimination was harmed during the making of this motion picture.

16/06/2001 Friend in Need (Part 1)
Xena and Gabrielle must travel to Japan to save the city of Higuchi. There is a group of samurai that stands in the way. Xena is determined to battle an evil ghost named Yodoshi, but he can only be harmed by the dead.
Xena and Gabrielle's Flying Circus and Amateur Fire Brigade will be arriving in your town soon.

23/06/2001 Friend in Need (Part 2)
Since Xena must be dead to fight Yodoshi, she allows a samurai and his warriors to kill her. Gabrielle learns that she can bring Xena back to life by burning her body and putting the ashes in a magic spring before sunset on the second day. Gabrielle fights the samurai for Xena's body. She then builds a pyre and collects Xena's ashes.
Meanwhile, Xena's spirit comes to a teahouse where other spirits that are against the evil Yodoshi dwell. Eventually Xena defeats Yodoshi and releases the many souls that he has held captive. But, in order for those souls to remain at peace, Xena must stay dead. Gabrielle realizes that she must sacrifice her friend for the greater good. But as she departs, Xena's spirit promises to be with Gabrielle always.
Xena was permanently harmed in the making of this motion picture, but kept her spirits up.

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