08/09/1981 Big Brother (29' 55")
Del
employs younger brother Rodney as a member of Trotters' Independent Traders, despite warnings from his business colleagues. When Rodney decides to become the Trotters' financial adviser - monitoring the accounts
and keeping Del's dodgy dealings in check - Del
has second thoughts about their partnership. Cracks show in the partnership when
Rodney inadvertently bungles a deal with Trigger. But despite Del's anger, it
turns out that Rodder's advice would have prevented the purchase of 25 briefcases that are locked with the serial number inside. Del and Rodney have yet another row
and 'Little Bruv' plans a career change. Desperate to make his mark on the world, Rodney decides to leave for Hong
Kong - a great plan, if only he'd remembered his passport.
15/09/1981 Go
West Young Man (30' 44")
Del
and Rodney are once again hunting for bargains. And after stopping off at Boycie's car lot they spy a Mark II Cortina that's
being used as a part-exchange for a Vanden Plas. Del knocks the asking price
down to £25, so long as he houses Boycie's E type jag for a week - Del hopes
to use the Jag to impress his bit on the side. Del
ups the price tag of the Cortina to £199 and gets interest from an Australian buyer. And with cash in their pockets, a Jag
to drive, and both of them single, Rodney talks Del into heading off for a night
on the tiles. The Trotters' night out doesn't start too well, as they are chatted
up by a pair of transvestites in a nightclub. But their luck changes in the form of Nicky and Michelle, who they manage to
chat up and persuade them to write their telephone numbers on Del's cigar pack,
with the promise of a date next Friday. On their way home, Rodney accidentally
throws the cigar pack out of the window of the Jag, and when Del makes an emergency stop, a car smashes into the back of Boycie's
pristine E-type. To top it off, the car responsible for writing-off the Jag is none other than the clapped out Cortina.
22/09/1981 Cash
and Curry (29' 51")
Eager to forge
new business contacts, Del befriends Vimmal Malik, a wealthy businessman who
seems eager to work with Trotters Independent Traders. After a dance at the Camberwell
Chamber of Trade, Del and Vimmal are cornered by Mr Ram and his heavy boys.
It seems that Vimmal is holding onto a pricey porcelain family heirloom that belongs to the Ram family - and they want it
back. In order to make an impression, Del
offers to mediate between the two men, especially because Mr Ram is willing to pay four grand for the return of the statue
to his family. Unluckily for Del
the four grand is just a ruse and he ends up losing a fortune to Vimmal and Mr Ram, a couple of conmen touring the country
using the same scam on local businessmen wherever they go.
29/09/1981 The
Second Time Around (30' 14")
Del
meets Trigger in The Nags Head, and he's stunned to hear that Pauline Harris, his ex-fiancée, is back in Peckham - twelve
years after she left for America. Despite their engagement, Pauline left Del for another Mod
with a faster scooter. But with her return, Del is willing to forgive and forget,
and it's not long before they are engaged again - much to the disapproval of Rodney and Grandad. Things get worse when Pauline moves into the flat and refuses to do her share of the housework. As her
behaviour becomes unbearable, Rodders and Gramps leave for Auntie Rose's cottage in Clacton. Del hears rumours about a recent police investigation into
the death of Pauline's former husband (Bobby Finch), and when Pauline urges him to take out life insurance, a frightened Del
heads for Clacton, leaving an eviction notice for his fiancée.
06/10/1981 A
Slow Bus to Chingford (29' 50")
The trouble starts
when Del persuades the local bus company to hand over one of their open-top
buses in exchange for Rodney working as a Trainee Nocturnal Security Officer - part of their latest company, Trotter Watch. As part of the deal, Rodney has to suffer the nerve-jangling experience of patrolling
the bus station on Tyler Street throughout the night. The next part of Del's scheme is the launch of Trotters'
Ethnic Tours: a scenic tour around Chingford and Croydon, taking in such ethnic sights as the Lee Valley Viaduct. And despite
a great deal of whinging from his family, Del persuades Rodney to drive the
bus, whilst Grandad agrees to distribute the publicity leaflets. But when nobody
turns up to the launch of Trotters' Ethnic Tours, it is revealed that Grandad shares the legendary Trotter business acumen
and has posted the advertising leaflets through the dust chute of Mandela House.
13/10/1981 The
Russians Are Coming (30' 14")
Another successful
dodgy deal means Del has over a grand's worth of lead from a disused factory
to get rid of. When Rodney points out the three tons of lead are in fact a D.I.Y nuclear fall-out shelter, Del
refuses to believe him until he reads the accompanying brochure. With the threat
of nuclear holocaust preying on Rodney's nerves he asks Del what he'd do if
he heard the four minute warning. Without an answer, Del considers putting a
survival plan into action that means reaching Grandad's allotment in time to take shelter.
It's during a practice run for the Trotter counter-strike survival plan that they get stopped for speeding by the police
- they never get to find out whether they'd make it in time.
28/12/1981 Christmas
Crackers (33' 35")
Rodney has ran
out of yuletide cheer, as the annual routing of the Trotter festivities are wearing thin. Burnt turkey, charred Christmas
pudding, the same old things on television, and nothing but a book lent to him by Mickey Pierce: ‘Body Language: The
Lost Art.’ When Grandad puts on his glad rags and heads to the OAPs' party
at the community centre, the Trotter boys head to The Monte Carlo Club. Rodney
puts his new-found knowledge of the unspoken language of love to use, but Del Boy has other ideas. As the brothers argue over who’s technique is best, the objects of their affections are whisked away
from under their noses.