Brian
O'Halloran - Will Carlson
Bryan Johnson - Syd Gilbert
Jerry Lewkowitz - Ed Fanelli
Ethan Suplee - Frankie Fanelli
Matthew
Maher - Gino Fanelli
Don Gentile - Sleepy Bum
Thomas
W. Leidner - Large Bum
Michael Tierney - Skinny Bum
David Gilbert - Delinquent #1
Erik Johnson - Delinquent #2
Scott Schiaffo - Travis Lee
Darin Johnson - Boy #1
Brian Hartsgrove - Boy #2
Aaron Hakeem - Cop #1
Jamie Schutz - Cop #2
Susanna Jolly - Jill
Debra
Karr - Mother
Ceton Tate - Ashley
Gertrude Johnson - Old Lady
Paris
Petrick - Nurse Ratchet
Jay Petrick - Wilma Carlson
Michael DeNigris - Sam Mosier
Robert Hawk - Old Man (as Bob Hawk)
Jill Robertson - Shongo
Kiven Wiedmyer - Irate Motorist
Brian Quinn - Traffic Cop
Kevin Smith - Martan Ingram
Tim Miller - Gillian
Walter Flanagan - Caddy
Scott Mosier - Scotty
Tobias Carroll - Toby
Diana Devlin - Sultry Audience Member
David Klein - Cinnamon
Melissa Rayworth - Kelly Fanelli
Deanna Rowe - Jenny Fanelli
Edgar Johnson - Diaper Boy
Bob Farley - Barron
Joe Mullins - Joe-Joe
Jason Mewes - Tuott the Basehead
John
Sobestanovich - Beggar
Zoe Daelman Chlanda - Sexy mom/fan
Renee West - Sexy Mom
Ralph Lambiase - Clumsy Cop
Sean Marquis - Dirty Junkie
Chris
Parry - Criminal Clown #3