1. Trapper John,
M.D.
Twenty-eight years
after the Korean War, former M*A*S*H surgeon "Trapper" John McIntyre, now Chief of Surgery at San Francisco Memorial Hospital,
is faced with a younger copy of himself - Vietnam vet Dr. "Gonzo" Gates.
2. Flashback
Trapper and Gonzo
deal with a deranged Vietnam
vet, while Stanley tries to save on taxes by incorporating himself.
3. Deadly Exposure
When an employee
from a local nuclear power plant is admitted to SFM with signs of radiation poisoning, Gonzo cannot understand why it appears
that nothing is being done to protect other workers from exposure.
4. Love is a Three-Way
Street
A persistent swain
of his ex-wife, Melanie, causes both professional and romantic turmoil for Trapper. Stanley
is determined to get rid of the "Titanic".
5. The Shattered
Image
A wealthy socialite
injured in a car accident tries to cover up the fact that she has no real friends by sending herself flowers and gifts.
6. What Are Friends
For?
A medic who once
saved Gonzo's life in Vietnam now wants his friend's help
in a fraudulent medical claim.
7. One For My Baby
A young widow with
a stomach tumor leans heavily on her 14-year-old son, who has dealt with the pressure by becoming a closet alcoholic.
8. Taxi in the Rain
A local street person
known as "Harry the Hinge" is admitted to SFM with kidney failure, and manages to convince to convince a wealthy hospital
patron to keep the free clinic open.
9. Licensed to Kill
A group of radicals
kidnaps Melanie, and gives Trapper an ultimatum: either he kills a policeman who has survived two earlier murder attempts,
or they will kill his ex-wife. Simon Scott is introduced as Deputy Hospital Administrator
Arnold Slocum in this episode.
10. The Surrogate
An injured boy is
torn between the mother he ran away from and the man he considers to be his father. A grateful sheik gives Gonzo a present
he can't refuse - his daughter.
11. Whose Little
Hero Are You?
A brilliant improvisation
saves a life but causes problems for Trapper and Riverside.
12. Boom
There is a bomb
somewhere in the hospital set to go off at midnight. The bomb squad can't find it,
and the man who planted it is dying from bullet wounds. Can Trapper and Gonzo save his life in time to save San Francisco
Memorial?
13. Have You Hugged
Your Nurse Today?
Gloria falls for
a man in a wheelchair - who happens to already have a wife. Trapper resents Starch labelling him "predictable", and decides
to do something about it.
14. Missionary's
Downfall
A former patient
who recovered from terminal cancer using a holistic approach he devised has written a book and is looking for converts. He
convinces a lupus patient to stop all medical treatment, and nearly allows her to die before accepting that she needs help
he cannot give her.
15. Warning: I May
Be Hazardous to Your Health
Stanley
thinks he has finally found the love of his life in the hospital's excellent new neurosurgeon, until he learns how she made
the money to get through medical school. A sleazy reporter looking for dirt around the hospital gets more than he bargained
for.
16. 'Till Life Us
Do Part
A man diagnosed
with terminal cancer tries to come to terms with the fact that he only has months to live, then must deal with something almost
equally disturbing: he has gone into remission while the new friend he has made continues to get worse.
17. If You Can't
Stand the Heat
At first Trapper
is not concerned when an old friend starts to behave erratically, but Gonzo suspects that something is wrong, especially when
the doctor freezes during an emergency.
18. Strike
A strike by the
nurses at San Francisco Memorial is a threat to patient care and Gonzo's sex life.
19. It's a Wise
Surgeon
A young half-white
Korean man comes to the hospital claiming to be Trapper's son, but when John accepts and tries to help him, he runs.
20. Short Odds
A new female surgeon
at SFM suffers a crisis of confidence after she loses a young patient and has to deal with a cowboy who believes all women
belong in the kitchen.
21. Quarantine
When Melanie finds
an abandoned baby in the department store she works for, she is ready to adopt him. However, she runs into a couple of problems
- the baby has pneumonic plague, and a mother who wants him back.
22. Hot Line
The only hope for
a girl going blind from a brain tumour is an alcoholic retired surgeon. Gonzo starts a telephone help line service at SFM.
23. Girl Under Glass
(a.k.a.) The Sex Act (1)
Gonzo takes a leave
from the hospital to supervise a very rich young woman with a rare medical condition, and is charged with sexual misconduct
when he rejects her advances. Trapper looks for a new scrub nurse to replace Starch.
Madge Sinclair is introduced as Nurse Ernestine Shoop.
24. Girl Under Glass
(a.k.a.) The Sex Act (2)
The mother of a
little girl who needs heart surgery refuses to let Gonzo operate because of sexual misconduct charges pending against him.
Ernie agrees to take the job as Trapper's scrub nurse.
25. Slim Chance
When an old friend
of Gonzo's is checked into the hospital forty pounds slimmer but suffering from an overuse of amphetamines and diuretics,
he looks for evidence that a famous "diet doctor" is responsible.
26. Call Me Irresponsible
Stan is accused
of malpractice after a woman has a severe allergic reaction, apparently to medication administered by him.
27. Creepy Time
Gal
Gonzo tries to heal
a student who appears to be the victim of a curse. The staff at the hospital prepare for a costume ball.
28. Straight and
Narrow
The near-fatal shooting
of a gay cop at a gay demonstration leaves an important question - was the gunman a demonstrator, or a police officer?
29. Earthquake
Following an earthquake
the hospital has to be evacuated, Trapper is pinned in a basement with an injured woman and Gonzo is picked up for looting.
30. The Pagoda Cure
When a Vietnamese
woman is operated on, very skillfully, without a consent form, the staff tries to find out the identity of the mystery surgeon.
31. Have I Got a
Girl For You
A young student
nurse, who is the daughter of a friend of Trapper's, is making a serious play for the Chief of Surgery.
32. Who's the Lucky
Father?
A professional con
artist is admitted to SFM, where he is outconned by Trapper and Gonzo, with help from his romantic interest.
33. A Family Affair
Trapper's busy hospital
schedule becomes even more hectic when family problems crowd in. Melanie arrives to inform him the their daughter Kim is planning
to drop out of school.
34. Finders Keepers
A young girl who
has been in the care of a street gang is admitted after being hit by a car, but appears to have had pre-existing problems.
Gloria hides some kittens in the office of Dr. Riverside, who happens to be very allergic.
35. Days of Wine
and Leo
Leo, Trapper's good
friend from his days in Korea, comes to visit. Trapper offers
him a job as Diagnostician. The fact that he is a double amputee could be a problem for the board of San
Francisco Memorial Hospital.
36. A Case of the
Crazies
Gonzo talks Wendy
from Personnel into taking the teaching job at the new Day Care Centre at San Francisco
Memorial Hospital. She is unsure about her new role.
An accident in the class room brings with it the news that she has spent time in a mental hospital. Meanwhile Trapper John
is trying to savage his relationship with Ingrid.
37. Second Sight
Jackpot convinces
his friend, Sheila, to undergo radical surgery to return her eyesight. When things go wrong he becomes riddled with guilt
almost costing him his Medical Board Exam. Meanwhile Trapper John has just hired a housekeeper who thinks he's a 'soft touch'.
38. King of the
Road
Hub Wendover arrives
at San Francisco Memorial Hospital
for treatment for his leg and to be close to his son, Gonzo. Trapper operates on Hub finding his body riddled with cancer.
Gonzo and Hub have some issues to deal with. Gonzo can't help but love the Father that supposedly walked out when he was four
years old.
39. The Albatross
Gonzo accidentally
runs down a homeless deaf girl. Trapper has to contend with Dr. Wang from Red China. Both share a history in North and South
Korea.
40. Brain Child
Seventeen year old
Dr Schweitzer, is a new Intern at SFMH. He takes his work very seriously, pushing himself to the limit. Trapper tries to help
him remember hat there is more to medicine than science and books.
41. That Old Gang
of Mine
Gonzo is finally
ready to settle down and get married, and his friends are planning a big bachelor party. Everything seems to be perfect, until
the husband of the bride-to-be appears on the scene. A writer's strike prompted
CBS to hold this episode back, which was made for the 2nd Season.
42. C.O.D.
A couple desperate
for a child adopts a black-market baby, only to discover that the infant is addicted to heroin and has a heart condition.
Stanley recruits Trapper and Gonzo to join him in a relay race against Bay General. A writer's strike prompted CBS to hold this episode back, which was made for the 2nd
Season.
43. Give 'Till It
Hurts
Gloria's Brother
Brian flies in from Texas for a visit. He manages to turn Gloria's Life upside
down. As a result of his drinking problem, her work at the Hospital suffers and she is given an official warning. Meanwhile
a patient is trying to set Trapper up with her Daughter. A writer's strike prompted
CBS to hold this episode back, which was made for the 2nd Season.
44. Hate is Enough
Stanley
wants to upgrade the hospital's image, and puts forth a talented staff surgeon as a "typical" SFM doctor - until he learns
that the man is a local Ku Klux Klan leader.
45. The Ego Experience
The leader of a
pop-psychology programme becomes a patient at the hospital, resulting in threats against his and Gonzo's lives.
46. Cooperative
Care
San
Francisco Memorial Hospital is endeavouring
to put into place a co-operative care programme. Due to Arnold Slocomb and the Board of Directors, budget cuts. Mrs Fitch
and her Neice, Liza are the perfect candidates. If Mrs Fitch would only accept Liza's help.
A writer's strike prompted CBS to hold this episode back, which was made for the 2nd Season.
47. Is There a Doctor
in the Big House?
A woman prisoner
gives birth to a premature baby, who is rushed to SFM for care. The mother, upset at not being allowed to be with her child,
beats the prison warden who refused to arrange for her to be taken to the hospital.
48. Mother's Day
(a.k.a.) Mother Dearest
tbc
49. 'Tis the Season
A street-corner
Santa Claus worries more about a sick boy than his own ill health.
50. Future Imperfect
A respected cardiologist
is so fearful of what he believes to be psychic visions that he has become unable to function at home or at work.
51. 42
A young man admitted
to the hospital following an accident informs the staff that his name is "42", and he is an alien just visiting earth. While
building a transmitter to contact his home planet, 42 befriends a sick and lonely lady.
52. Victims
Trapper buys himself
a gun after being robbed, then has second thoughts.
53. Angel of Mercy
Someone is killing
terminally ill patients at San Francisco Memorial, and it appears to be an inside job. A young woman with chronic pain is
learning how to deal with it, but maybe not soon enough.
54. Danny
A mentally disabled
man who works at the hospital is able to make friends with a crotchety old hermit who is dying of cancer, but gets embarrassed
and quits his job when he misinterprets Gloria's feelings for him.
55. Ladies in Waiting
A woman who devotes
her life to getting teenaged hookers off the street is badly beaten by a pimp. Gonzo's disgust at their apparent disinterest
convinces the girls to get revenge on the attacker, while having two prostitutes show up at his house seriously hampers Trapper's
love life.
56. The Peter Pan
Syndrome
The mother of a
16-year-old boy with a gland disorder preventshim from having hormone injections that would cure his problem.
57. Medicine Man
A doctor that comes
to SFM with an accident patient is so good that Slocum wants to bring him on staff, but he runs into a problem - the schools
the man claims to have trained at have never heard of him. Jackpot is frustrated by a Jane Doe with a high fever and some
unusual symptoms.
58. Maybe Baby
A former lover names
Gonzo in a paternity suit after learning she has a serious cardiac condition.
59. Love and Marriage
Ernie is engaged
to be married, but begins to have second thoughts when her fiancé expects her to take all of the responsibility for the house,
his five children and their relationship while he relaxes after work and serves as nothing more than a playmate to his out-of-control
kids.
60. Candy Doctor
A 74-year-old woman
who is admitted with a blocked artery in her leg has another problem - she is hooked on prescription medications. When Trapper
and Gonzo discover that her doctor is responsible, and treats all his patients the same way, they plot to drive him out of
business.
61. Doctors and
Other Strangers
Jackpot is put in
charge of Emergency Services while Trapper, Gonzo and Stanley attend a medical
conference in Mexico. South of the border, Trapper falls in
love with another doctor, but they may have too much in common for the romance to last.
62. A Piece of the
Action
Jackpot convinces
several of the staff to invest in a promising young boxer he is managing, but after the fighter kills his opponent in his
first professional match he begins to suffer mysterious injuries that may keep him out of the ring permanently.
63. Cause for Concern
A rumour that Trapper
may be leaving SFM for a hospital in Boston has several other staff considering
new positions. After 72 hours on duty and the loss of a patient, Stanley is displaying
psychotic symptoms, and ends up in jail.
64. John's Other
Life
A man who needs
a bone marrow transplant to survive claims that he has no relatives that can serve as donors. However, Gonzo soon discovers
that the truth is a little more complicated: the man is in the Witness Protection Program, and cannot safely have contact
with his family.
65. The One and
Only
A flower salesgirl,
who works on the street, wakes up one day at the hospital. The girl is very ill yet refuses to be treated since she considers
that doctors are Satan's henchmen. The estranged mother of a cult member has the girl kidnapped from the hospital.
66. Don't Rain on
My Charade
When Melanie's mother
comes for a surprise visit, Trapper learns that Melanie has kept their divorce a secret from her for the last six years. Gonzo
suggests that a doctor should work as a nurse for a week to get a better idea of the problems they are having, and he gets
volunteered for the job.
67. Truth and Consequences
(1)
tbc
68. Truth and Consequences
(2)
tbc
69. Three on a Mismatch
Trapper falls for
a hospital scrubwoman Slocum falls for a patient.
70. The Object of
My Affliction
Jackpot recommends
surgery for a man who suffers from Munchhausen's disease, a psychological disorder which leads him to fake symptoms.
71. You Pays Your
Money
A miserly industrialist
with an obsession for anonymity badgers the hospital staff.
72. The Ransom
A bitter former
hospital employee takes Riverside hostage and demands $1 million ransom.
73. Thanks for Giving
On a foggy Thanksgiving,
Slocum hits Trapper with his car. As John fights for his life, staff members recall (in flashbacks) reasons they have to be
thankful for his friendship and help.
74. The Good Life
Doctor Albright
dies from a heart attack. Gonzo and Shoop send Trapper on vacation to Geneva Springs. While Trapper substitutes for a small-town
doctor, Riverside is fired and a former patient of Trapper's needs heart surgery.
75. Getting to Know
You
Talented neurosurgeon
Russ Brandis enduring a deadly disease and fits of rage he shows are due to the drugs he must take. The surgeon's personal
problems are uncovered as Riverside and Gonzo try to recruit him for the hospital
staff.
76. Russians and
Ruses
A Soviet diplomat
is admitted with pain from a liver tumor.
77. Life, Death
and Vinnie Duncan
Vinnie Duncan, Gonzo's
good friend, leads a fund campaign for rare-disease drugs.
78. Baby on the
Line
A baby admitted
to the hospital for a urinary tract infection turns out to be a hermaphrodite, sparking a battle between the parents over
which sex it should be.
79. It Only Hurts
When I Love
When Gloria Brancusi
learns that Andrea, the orphan girl, has come back to the hospital as a patient her first reaction is to run away. Gloria
has second thoughts after deciding to adopt the troubled orphan.
80. Hear Today,
Gone Tomorrow
An emotionally troubled
musician is released much too early from the hospital. Nurse Shoop suffers a hearing loss.
81. Forget Me Not
A brilliant surgeon
begins suffering from bouts of forgetful and disoriented behavior.
82. The Spy Who
Bugged Me
Gonzo's professional
confidence and bedside manner are affected by a malpractice lawsuit, after a young patient asserts he has begun to feel worse
from an emergency operation made him. A patient is mistaken for a hospital inspector.
83. Pasts Imperfect
(a.k.a.) Past Imperfect
A woman from Riverside's
past is obsessed with him.
84. Blue Genes
Trapper fears an
epidemic after the leader of a research project becomes mysteriously ill.
85. Primetime
Gonzo's mother introduces
him to her new boyfriend, a sportswriter his age. Gonzo is not happy about the situation.
86. Friends in High
Places
Gonzo starts dating
a high society woman who tries to convince him to leave the hospital and set up a private practice. She also talks him into
selling the Titanic to Jackpot.
87. South Side Story
Gonzo runs out of
gas in front of a decrepit apartment building where a woman has been injured on the broken stairs. When he traces ownership
to SFM and brings it to the board, they agree to do something - tear down the building and put up condos.
88. I Only Have
Ice for You
A professional skater
refuses treatment for a heart condition that could be fatal. Stanley and E.J.
find out that they are going to be parents. CBS held this episode back, which
was made for the 3rd Season.
89. ... And for
Loyal and Devoted Service
The new acting board
chairman tries to pressure Arnold Slocum into retirement only four months short of his pension.
90. All About Everett
Trapper's contract
is up for renewal, and a jealous surgeon is trying to discredit him and take over his position as Chief of Surgery.
91. May Divorce
Be With You
Trapper's ex-wife
starts a self-help group for the wives of doctors, and ends up with one of them on her doorstep. Stanley
and E.J. may lose their baby.
92. What a Difference
a Day Makes
Trapper gets called
into the hospital on his birthday to deal with a possible epidemic. Stanley is finally able to track down the source of the
problem, but that does not do much for John's mood, as everyone seems to have forgotten him.
93. The Final Cut
Gonzo is not happy
when Trapper passes on to him the job of proctoring three Cardio-Thoracic surgery residents, and things get worse when he
learns that he is required to cut one of the residents out of the programme because of budget cuts.
94. Old Man Liver
A 119-year-old man,
seemingly in good health, says that he has come to the hospital to die. He changes his mind after media attention makes him
feel important again, but Trapper discovers an aortic aneurysm that may kill him after all.
95. The Agony of
D'Feet
As SFM fills with
the casualties of the Bay City Marathon, E.J. Riverside goes into labour three weeks early. Stanley can't be found, because
he has secretly decided to compete in the run.
96. Mother Load
(a.k.a.) If it Ain't Broke
Andrea finds out
who her real mother is, and wants to meet her. Trapper's concern over the emotional state of a Greek patient brings out the
good samaritan in Gonzo, who decides to contact the man's daughter in Greece.
97. Fat Chance
Against his better
judgement, Trapper agrees to staple the stomach of an obese woman. Gonzo goes to unusual lengths to save Andrea's dog.
98. Supernurse
Everyone is happy
for Gloria when she earns her accreditation in Advanced Cardiac Life Support Care, except one doctor. He does not believe
nurses should be doing this kind of work, and tries to have Gloria fired.
99. Special Delivery
A nurse/midwife
who spreads herself too thin threatens her career and two lives, and may bring Gloria down with her. Gonzo sets up a homey
"birthing centre" at the hospital.
100. Play Your Hunch
Trapper's old friend,
a former workaholic, turns up after years. Trapper is confused when he finds that the man has quit his job and seems intent
on nothing but having fun. An E.S.P. clinic set up in the hospital seems to be bringing out unwanted talents in Ernie.
101. A Little Knife
Music
When an eight-month-old
baby is brought to the hospital with respiratory problems, x-rays show that the child is a dwarf.
102. Where There's
a Will
A cancer patient
who dies at the hospital leaves all his worldly wealth to Gonzo, who discovers that most of it was obtained illegally. Jackpot,
Ernie and Gloria conspire to trick Stanley into taking his annual physical.
103. Send in the
Clowns
An elderly woman
comes to visit with her husband, who died a year previously. A pediatrician has difficulty dealing with a young boy who has
cancer.
104. This Gland
is Your Gland
Gonzo is convinced
that the paranoia of one of his patients has a physical cause. Slocum attempts to cut back on nursing costs by employing a
robot nurse, who proves to be quite successful.
105. The Fred Connection
A patient at SFM
who fancies himself a detective is determined to solve the mystery of missing medication, to the despair of the police working
on the case.
106. The Jackpot
Pays Off
For two years Jackpot
has allowed an elderly friend to believe that $10 a month is paying for full medical insurance, but he runs into trouble when
she becomes seriously ill and requires treatment he cannot afford.
107. I Do, I Don't
Trapper questions
Ernie's motives when she accepts a proposal from a long-time suitor only after she finds out that he is dying.
108. It's About
Time
When his office
ends up as a temporary storage dump for medical equipment from the WWI era, Trapper imagines how routine cases would have
been treated at that time, and decides that SFM isn't quite a dinosaur after all.
109. Aunt Mildred
is Watching You
An expert brought
in by the board to increase hospital productivity only makes life more difficult as the staff deals with a doctor who performs
unnecessary surgeries and a shy man with an awkward problem.
110. A Change of
Heart
tbc
111. My Son, the
Doctor
tbc
112. Moonlighting
Becomes You
tbc
CBS held this episode
back, which was made for the 5th Season.
113. Eternally Yours
tbc
114. School Nurse
tbc
115. Of Cats, Crushes
and Creeps
tbc
116. A Fall to Grace
tbc
117. Promises, Promises
tbc
118. Dark Side of
the Loon
tbc
119. Double Bubble
tbc
120. Long Ago and
Far Away
tbc
121. Muddle of the
Night
tbc
122. Buckaroo Bob
Rides Again
tbc
123. Love Thy Neighbor
tbc
124. So Little,
Gone
tbc
125. Bad Breaks
tbc
126. High Time
tbc
127. The Unholy
Ghost
tbc
128. A False Start
tbc
129. In the Eyes
of the Beholder
tbc
130. All the King's
Men (a.k.a.) All the King's Horses ...
tbc
131. Go for Broker
tbc
132. All of Me
tbc
133. Game of Hearts
(1)
tbc
134. Game of Hearts
(2)
tbc
135. Hot Shot
tbc
136. Just Around
the Corner
tbc
137. Friends and
Lovers
tbc
138. The Wonderkind
tbc
139. A Wheel Within
a Wheel
tbc
140. The Second
Best Man
tbc
141. Billboard Barney
tbc
142. Going, Going,
Gonzo
tbc
143. Heart and Seoul
tbc
144. Life, Death
and Dr. Christmas
tbc
145. Judgment Day
tbc
146. Fall of the
Wild
tbc
147. The Curmudgeon
tbc
148. Self-Diagnosis
tbc
149. Research and
Destroy
tbc
150. Strange Bedfellows
tbc
151. The Elusive
Butterfly
tbc
