18/09/1978 Commander Pierce
Hawkeye undergoes
a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying
headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily.
25/09/1978 Peace
On Us
Hawkeye becomes
so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the
meetings to lend a hand.
02/10/1978 Lil
Colonel Potter
meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be
cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile Hawkeye tries to find out what
B.J.'s initials stand for. As it turns out, he was named after his parents, Bea and Jay Hunnicutt. This is the closest that Potter has ever come to cheating on his beloved Mildred.
09/10/1978 Our
Finest Hour (Double Length Episode)
This episode
finds newscaster Clete Roberts returning to the 4077th to follow up on his work in the Season Four finale, "The Interview,"
and update Korean War conditions. The ensemble cast is asked a series of questions; their answers are interspersed with clips
from episodes of previous seasons and newsreel clips from the early 1950s. The interviews concern how the 4077th Mobile
Army Surgical Hospital
copes with the harshness of The Korean War, what they miss about home, what it's like to deal with Army bureaucracy, and how
the 4077th resembles a family.
16/10/1978 The
Billfold Syndrome
Allan Arbus
(Sidney Freedman)
Charles becomes
so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until
Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry Wilson, can't remember his own identity,
so Sidney Freedman is called for help.
23/10/1978 None
Like it Hot
Hawkeye and
BJ are pleased that the new bath tub they ordered has arrived, since there is a heatwave in Korea.
They decide to use it to cool down, but not to tell anyone else, since then everyone would want to use it. Charles arrives
in the tent and sees the tub, and Hawkeye and BJ reluctantly agree to let him use it too if he doesn't tell anyone. Later
on Margaret and Father Mulcahy find out about the tub, and the 5 agree to keep it secret, but already there are arguments
about who can use it when and for how long. Radar is complaining of a sore throat
and thinks it may be due to the heat. Feeling sorry for him, Hawkeye tells him about the tub - but Radar already knew about
it, since he signed for it. The nurses overhear the conversation and soon the whole camp knows about it. People are queuing
up to use it and fights break out between some personnel. Colonel Potter tells Hawkeye and BJ to get rid of it. Radar's throat is getting worse and Hawkeye and BJ have to take his tonsils out. Radar is very scared beforehand
but Hawkeye and BJ reassure him. After the operation Radar says he wants some strawberry ice cream, but it is not available.
The doctors go outside and meet Sgt Rhoden, who wants to buy the tub off them. He says he will give them anything they want,
so they swap it for 12 year old Scotch - and strawberry ice cream for Radar. Radar is thrilled - but the whole camp find out
and wants some. Radar shares the ice cream with everyone. Meanwhile Klinger reacts
to the heatwave by wearing a thick fur coat and other heavy clothes, since Colonel Potter has told him if he can manage for
24 hours he will get his Section 8.
30/10/1978 They
Call the Wind Korea
A strong
windstorm affects the M*A*S*H personnel in varying ways: Hawkeye and most of the unit busy themselves securing items that
could blow away; Radar prepares his animal hutch for the worst; a disgusted Charles switches his Tokyo-leave transportation
from air to ground, and runs into a difficult medical situation en route to Seoul.
06/11/1978 Major
Ego
Charles assumes
heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage, and he becomes more insufferable than ever when a photojournalist
from Stars and Stripes, Tom Greenleigh, arrives to publicize his medical prowess. Hawkeye (to Charles): "You're pompous, arrogant,
and a total bore. But you're all right!"
Radar does
not appear in this episode.
13/11/1978 Baby,
it's Cold Outside
While everyone
is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized
polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.
20/11/1978 Point
of View
In this unique
episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown
by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.
27/11/1978 Dear
Comrade
Hawkeye and
B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade
Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native
remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.
Radar does
not appear in this episode.
04/12/1978 Out
of Gas
Heavy casualties
are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection
from everyone - including a case of wine from Charles' private supply - and he and Charles take the jeep to make a trade with
the black marketers for Pentothal.
11/12/1978 An
Eye for a Tooth
Father Mulcahy
takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter
pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire company.
Radar does
not appear in this episode.
18/12/1978 Dear
Sis
Father Mulcahy
writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the
4077th.
01/01/1978 B.J.
Papa San
B.J. almost
becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much
time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his health.
08/01/1979 Inga
It's instant
attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she
upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.
Radar does
not appear in this episode.
15/01/1979 The
Price
The 4077th
is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J.
find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription into the Army.
22/01/1979 The
Young And The Restless
A lecture
on the latest techniques by a young surgeon from Tokyo, and a later demonstration
of his surgical skill, turns Winchester into a drunk and Potter into an invalid,
whilst bringing home to Hawkeye and B.J. that they are out of touch with new medical practices.
29/01/1979 Hot
Lips is Back in Town
Radar, who
is smitten with the cute new nurse, Linda Nugent, relies on Hawkeye's expertise on how to cope with the situation. Hot Lips,
meanwhile, celebrates her just-granted divorce by taking a step that arouses Colonel Potter's ire.
05/02/1979 C*A*V*E
The 4077th
evacuation to a nearby cave to, avoid U.S. artillery fire
on a Chinese target, poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem that Colonel Potter is unaware of. On the
other hand, Margaret hates loud noises. And then there's the problem of a seriously wounded soldier...
Radar does
not appear in this episode.
14/02/1979 Rally
Round the Flagg, Boys
Edward Winter
(Lt.Colonel Flagg)
The sinister
Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer,
after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than impressed.
Margaret
does not appear in this episode.
19/02/1979 Preventive
Medicine
The number
of arriving wounded has increased because of a careless Colonel Lacy. Hawkeye slips Lacy something to make him ill and removes
his appendix, despite the strong protests of B.J.
26/02/979 A Night at Rosie's
Hawkeye,
B.J., and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressing atmosphere of the war, remaining at Rosie's Bar, much
to the displeasure of Colonel Potter.
05/03/1979 Ain't
Love Grand
The impossible
happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a U.S. nurse, Debbie,
finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of a Korean girl, called Sooni, who
he meets at Rosie's Bar.
Radar does
not appear in this episode.
12/03/1979 The
Party
Talk of a
post-war reunion suggests an idea to B.J.: planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families, a scheme he continues
to promote even under the duress of "bugging out" in the wake of a Chinese breakthrough.